Stoopidvisor Stankley revealed a moderate increase to his budget unlike last years crushing 12% increase. In an interview, he veiled the real increase by stating the costs for flooding have not been tallied, leaving him an opening as wide as the flooding Esopus, when things go very very wrong, like they did in his last budget.
Stankley, not surprisingly, has yet to make good on the one and only campaign promise he made declaring he would enforce the laws of Shandaken, equally. In fact, he now says everyone in town is breaking snippets of the a law.
He also declared that Phoenicia is a flood plain, not worth saving and all commercial enterprises must move to route 28 whether or not it is legally rezoned.
In his last sad attempt to get reelected, Stankley made a desparate bid to seem intelligent by declaring he graduated sumos cum loud. When asked to provide proof, he looked bewildered and declared Beefy Kibe would vouch for him.
In unrelated news, SHARP is again under investigation for giving flood victims pocket change and then declaring the flood funds depleted.
Ulster County, NY— Shandaken Town Stoopidvisor, Robert A.-hole Stankley, has endorsed Mike Hein for a second term as Ulster County Executive. Stoopidvisor Stanley’s endorsement joined a growing list of Town Supervisors. All of the Democratic Supervisors that have already endorsed Mike Hein for County Executive and this is the third Republican Town Supervisor to jump on the bandwagon.
“As Town of Shandaken Stoopidvisor Stanley’s, I wholeheartedly endorse Mike Hein for re-election as Ulster County Executive,” said Shandaken Town Stoopidvisor Stanley’s Robert A.-hole Stanley. Mike and his staff have been readily accessible and eager to assist in the inconsequential issues Shandaken has faced over my term, though nada actually gets resolved. Whether the issue involved job losses at the Resort/Spa and economic effects of the cuts that improved Belleayre Mountain, minor sidewalk flooding in Main St., Phoenicia, or other petty issues concerning the NYC DEP, Mike personally has kept himself abreast (teehee) of our issues and is genuinely concerned for the well being and betterment of our residents and businesses, although he has offered nada to remedy anything. He has personally been involved in many of our late night discussions with other agencies in our area and has been supportive of my perspective when push has come to shove on these issues, though nada has come from all this yapping, shoving, and bonding. I am happy to bend over to endorse Mike for a second term and look forward to continuing to foster the relationship he has established with me and I hope by linking my name with his, I'll get re-elected by the clueless Democrats."
I think Republican Stoopidvisor Stanley’s Stanley’s endorsement, is hilarious as I am the only one running and the Democrats rule Ulster County,” said Mike Hein. “I remain committed to serving all of the residents of Ulster County, even idiots like Stankley. We live in an incredibly diverse, beautiful and geographically large community and, I am honored to serve as County Executive.”
The Shandaken Stoopidvisor, Rob Stankley, 49, will be arrested and charged with corruption in trading political favors for over $30,000 of gifts from a real estate developer seeking zoning changes and for taking $12,000 in campaign contributions.
Ulster County prosecutors will charge Stankley with three counts of unlawful compensation, four counts of official misconduct, and one count each of grand theft, petty theft, conspiracy to commit unlawful compensation, and perjury.
The charges center on Stankley's involvement in the rezoning attempt of land owned by controversial developer Scary Gailles and hiding it in the guise of rezoning route 28 for farmstands. At this time, Gailles is seeking a zoning change on land that will enable him to build large luxury-style homes and a spa hotel with golf course.
While Stankey serves on the town board that is responsible for granting the approvals, prosecutors say that Gaille's business partner, Dean Gutter, ordered subcontractors to make improvements at the Shandaken home shared by Stankley and his wife.
Gailles, 64, a former manager of exotic bar business, The Boy Store, was also be arrested and charged with one count of perjury.
Authorities say that subcontractors will install a new toilet, a surround sound system, special pool lighting, fencing, pavers and do air conditioning repair work. The improvements will be done after Stankley votes to grant Gailles the zoning changes on Route 28 and subsequent other areas.
Prosecutors said that when investigators asked about the work to be done at his home, he lied about it and denied being married.
Al Piggley, Gailles other corruption, said he will fight the charges. “Any work that is done is a personal favor between friends and there was absolutely no quid pro quo. Any favors that are done for him by his friends are not given in exchange for an official act.”
Stankley, a registered Republican, is on the town council for six years until the end of his term in 2011. While on the the board, critics said that he used his elected position to solicit a $34,000 grant for his home from SHARP, which is also under investigation.
In addition to Stankley, to be arrested and charged are Councilman Jerkoff Jordon, for corruption in trading political favors for $10,000 of gifts from a real estate developer seeking zoning changes and for accepting $12,000 in campaign contributions.
Both Stankley and Jordon promised to enforce the town laws equally while taking funds from developer Gailles who footed the bill for their campaign. The trial is slated for September.
Ex-Stoopidvisor Boob Cross announced his candiacy for Stoopidviser and Highway Superman today. He declared he will win either one or the other in a primary in Shandaken. When asked to comment Stoopidvisor Stankley smirked and said he already has all the parties nominations. "Nobody cares about anything except Dean Gutter," he smirked, " Nobody has the balls to run against me." Stankley went on to pronounce that he would be carrying his baby with him throughout the campaign since it is well known that humans are conditioned to love babies or else they would bash them against the wall if they cried one more time. "All the old people will forget about all the shit I've done and will just remember the cute baby," he chuckled. " It's how I plan on getting rid of the zoning codes." Stankey showed a box full of t-shirts with the baby's picture on them that he plans on handing out as "gifts" to voters. "Boob Cross and I are exactly alike," he chortled, "We both adore the Belly Air project, will force Phoenicia to get the sewer, will zone all of Rte. 28 commercial, are fat alcoholics, except Boob has no baby! Man, I love using my kids. Look how it worked last time."
Townspeople expressed dismay in Phoenicia this week that the town board meeting was not aired. When asked, Stoopidviser Rob Stankley said he ordered public access TV off the air during the Town Board meeting. "You can watch it at a later date for now but we will not broadcast live, " he declared. According to Stankley his acting coach said he was not ready for prime time. "She told me I let a couple of audience members get the best of me and in an election year that is not a good thing." He further explained that less and less people will watch the meetings if they are shown at a later date so all in all that is helpful if people just let him do what he thinks is best. "Look, I raised the taxes a whopping 12 percent and told everybody it was out of their pocket as a mere 5% and not one reporter wrote about the huge increase," he chuckled. Stankley said the key is to keep information blurred. He went on to say that although he loves the camera, it is best if everyone is left in the dark when it comes to town business. "Just look at the town website," he smirked, " I write about everything but town business and nobody says a word. Read about contests and firehouse breakfasts but nothing about what I don't want to be telling you." Stankley then asked if his picture was going to be taken and mugged for the shot.
Following the passage of the birdbrain parks and recreation board idea, Stoopidvisor Stankley scrambled to fill the newly created five positions. No brainer Piss Fischer was a political appointment revolving around the infighting about ute soccer. "The shandaken utes belong in shandaken not weirdstock," Fisher declared with Stankley quickly kissing Fishers ass over the apparent distress of Feather "I got playground equipment for my kids even though the school's playground is around the corner" Roberts. Fisher was the man behind grabbing the park for his business refusing to let the children use the park during the great soccer war revolving around the extremely controversial use of Dean Gutter's land. Roberts was named park marshall of Perish field so she can further the recreation opportunities in what her kid called "my back yard". James Cougar was named to care for the Pine hill park much to the surprise and dismay of Craig Alpomeato, an advocate of anything that he can use in his business to promote his business. The depth of the lack of interest in the new board was most apparent in the naming of pathetic "I am too going to build a resort and waterpark someday" Farty Gailles to the Big Indian park. Farty insisted she was the right person following her planting flowers on the roadside and picking up the trash thrown out the car window by her husband Scary and the rest of the Belly Air partners. Lastly, Stankley put his own mother on the board to retain influence over the board. When asked if his father was ever going to honor his promise of finishing the handicap bathrooms in glenbrook park Stankey snickered, "Ma will make him. Once she gets going, you can't shut her up. I bet he'll never want to go home." Stankley Plumbing promised to do the bathrooms for free as a campaign promise when Stankley ran as councilman seven years ago. The park board is charged with keeping the dog poop down to a manageable amount.
Disclaimer we received this via email for proofreading from "Mo" we don't think it was meant for our blog (who nose?)but we will print it anyways.
Let’s go back and see what we have accomplished with these writings. We began this with the intention of bringing to light the nasty attacks on the elected town officials. It proceeded on nastily enough, we did some humor pieces, we did some ranting, we did some stuff that could have hurt someone’s feelings. That wasn’t our primary intention. We didn’t want to just hurt feelings, we wanted to embarrass, humiliate and harass them, We wanted to be Cyber~Bullies. We wanted to have people think the town board was going to jail, they were being investigated, We called people ho bags and implied the nastiest things about them. We said they were arrested at their jobs and shopped for dildo’s in Pine Hill. We didn’t stop at elected officials and their policies We attacked their appearance, height and grooming. We attacked people who are not elected officials. We are better than them. We were not alone, of course we didn’t write all this awful stuff, we directed people to our tag team blog so we could say it was the other guy who wrote that.
This originally was a vehicle for right against left, republicans vs. democrats. We are shifting that view, this is about coming together as one People (like US) and changing what needs to be changed (your minds, to think like ours)
Is it possible for people to change their minds about the direction they are going? Yes it is. Not US but YOU In fact people who have open minds and can actually change their opinions to ours are who we want representing our town and the people in it. We would like to have people willing to listen to dissenting opinions and through discussion, they can change their minds. There is no one way to address a problem. Successful people are the ones who are able to listen to OUR reason and change with the times. We will continue to hate you until you think like us
We hope that the candidates that are voted into office are these types of people. People who refuse to think like us are not the types of people who should be leading people. Phoenicia requires a sewer. We know this, let’s have a vote on it town wide, since ONLY THE TAXPAYER WHO LIVE IN THE SPECIAL PHOENICIA SEWER DISTRICT WILL PAY FOR IT. That’s how dumb we are.
Government needs to stop spending money without the majority of the board’s approval, even though that’s how our government is set up, That’s how dumb we are. Pete this means you have to do what we say. Or we will continue to say you opened sealed bids, had shady dealings and more meetings with just the democrats or just the republicans of the board.
These above issues are just some of the issues that have come up. We will make up more when you win.
We do not understand your tactics, we do not understand who your advisers are or what their individual agenda’s are. This is why we have been writing. We actually do not blame you for not answering us Peter. Who would answer a small group of taxpayers, who wrote such nasty stuff on the internet, Who would think you wouldn’t post a comment or two. Who would think you wouldn’t be our friend. That’s how dumb we are.
Do we all not want the same things? We want the town to move forward to the resort We want cell service, despite Caveman Chucks rantings. we want civility “rozzitz style” in town board meetings, we want honesty and caring from the members of the board, like Joan Larry-blower demonstrates, we want the open, transparent and truthful government that was promised, Like Boob Crosss showed us. Is this too much to ask?
We are grown human beings, we are fathers and mothers, we are professionals and we are laborers, We are assholes. We can’t ask real questions. We have to be really mean and hide behind anonymous blogs. We are sure it will bring us fans and victory. That’s how dumb we are.
We will take flack from this article from another small group of taxpayers who have also decided to voice their opinions in blogs. These people will attempt to destroy us by posting the same article with the words changed. These opponents use their words not to incite change but to continue carry on the nasty mission we started.. They are against any dissenting voices and will not stop until they win. Their tactics are useful in defeating people who are easily scared. We are not easily scared. They can take our homes, they can have our stuff, but they will never take our freedom. We will continue to post our articles until we die. Tyranny comes in many forms and this small band of tyrants that oppose us shall not succeed in threatening us. We are really paranoid, we think you will take our homes because we blog. That’s how dumb we are.
You can tell the character of people by how foolish they allow themselves to look. Just look at us, if you haven’t figured out what assholes we are by now, well, you never will. Guess you’re one of us! . That’s how dumb we are.
Did you see the United Shandaken Party Campaign Car? Or is it Citizens for a Better Shandaken? Duh, whatever, I saw Patty Cakes, Jerk, Rob Bob , Jo Jo, Boob Kalb, Heavyhand Charlie, John Horny, and little girls pile out of the car like those clowns in the circus who keep coming and coming with Chairman Martie at the wheel. Quite the show... be careful, stay out of the way, they'll run you down.
Telling it like it is, warts and all. I am currently dealing with gender issues. I want to come out, admit who I am......Pat E., got any pointers? I tried girls even an alien one, but I am still so torn. Daddy makes me do manly things that make me feel well...crappy. I dress like the beast...I pretend I am a giant Pussy.
