Alien skis for free

Despite the heightened security at Bellyair ski resort Stoopisvisor Stankley's girlfriend eluded the law. According to marketing know-it-all Joan Larry Blower, police were given free passes at the BellyAir resort in order to help cut down on crime. Seemingly their presence, according to Larry Blower, helped crack an infamous equipment theft ring. Tony Lanza, the former Supervisor allegedly is under investigation. Thousands of tickets were given away to law enforcement agencies throughout New York and one hotel in Pine Hill along with their waitress, the current girlfriend and Baby Mama of Stoopidvisor Stankley. Yet, despite the mountain crawling with law men, the women who is in the country illegally, was never apprehended and skied for free.