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Monday, June 11, 2012

Still angry

Hairy Namelessone the owner of a business, that relies on public holdings, is still angry.
At a ceremony celebrating the reopening of a bridge damaged by Hurricane Irene, that mainly services his creek tubing venture, Namelessone blasted officials for leaving trees and debris in the creek.
Namelessone who rents tubes to tourists to go down a public waterway has been extremely vocal in wanting subsidies for his business.
Previously, he wanted the town to build public bathrooms next to his business so he would not have to build one himself.
Then he wanted grants for a river walk with no river views that would enhance his parking area and main street exposure.
And he tried to get his for profit business into the town's master plan which possibly could have gotten him more grants.
None of the projects were funded, causing Namelessone to remain angry.
Unable to contain his ire even at the celebrated event of the bridge, Namelessone ranted that he was unable to spend his newest grant money,"I had contractors lined up and I was in touch with the Sheriff’s dive team, all at no cost to me, when they said they needed an indemnification document from the county.”
The desired document is designed to make sure no one will be held liable for any unintended consequences of work completed under the grant.
Namelessone remains angry.

4 comments:

  1. I thought his name was Shamelessone. they should pass a law that he can't strut around on Main St in his wetsuit, unzipped exposing his pasty white skin hanging there like a zombie sucked all his muscles out thru his nasty belly button. It's disgusting, drives away the tourists. His attempts to otherwise cover his lack of physique with those overalls is unexplainable. Is he hoping that Hew Haw will be remade? Why does he burn our eyes with these sights? pure evil I tell ya, pure evil

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  2. what about when he put up romer for sale in protest to the stupid master plan not being passed and then tried to sell it to the dep but couldn't cause he had it so they couldn't buy it so had that changed so they could.

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  3. dint he dump the old hotel demolition on a neighbors land? member that line? we will speak of this no more
    HAHAHA

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  4. jeez what about the railroad? biggest money grabber of public money.THAT could be a beautiful trail for EVERYBODY to use!!!!

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