ABOVE IT ALL, A GUEST COMMENTARY

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JOANNE AND ALL PLANNING BOARD MEMBERS AS WELL AS OTHER BOARDS,
ARE EQUAL TO OR ABOVE THE ELECTED OFFICIAL, BECAUSE THEY ARE VOLUNTEERS AND OFFICERS OF THE TOWN. THEY DON'T DO IT FOR THE MONEY. THEY ARE SPECIAL. THEY PLAN, THEY ARE CHOSEN.

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Obser­va­tion:
Often the size of the gavel used by a Shandaken Supervisor is inversely pro­por­tional to the pro­por­tions of the banger mem­brum. Studies have been done to find if there is any correlation between body parts in determining penis development. All studies seem to find the myths of big gavel equaling a small penis to be true. The factor of frequency of use was found to be a measure in which the small penis subject attempts to deflect attention away from the topic at hand.

Definition:
Small penis gavel syndrome. The bigger the gavel the smaller the penis.

1. A small penis gavel syndrome is a big gavel banged by a man trying to overcompensate for having a small penis i.e. tiny dick overcompensation microdick penis.

2. Also applies to humongous "manly" gavels that are not allowed to be used by others, let alone get banged on. Glossy walnut, pinstriped handles, and similar macho-but-impractical gavels that are coveted by insecure elected officials. The big gavel is the most useless gavel ever made; it's the ultimate small penis.

3. Fancy-ass carved gavels. Seen banging, excessively, usually with loud and very bad politic speak blaring. These gavels are often older models, banged by young men (ages 30-45, usually).

Understanding:
Person A: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.
Person B: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.

Perma-rage

Clerk Lauralynn is in a snit again. Obviously this, her latest, is directed, once again, at a specific target. First posted on the website, then spoken inarticulately or with as they say, forked tongue, at the board meeting and then put in the paper at taxpayer expense, Frasier is accusing you, AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, of harboring a snake or as she likes to call it, an unlicensed wild animal.
She KNOWS there are snakes in Shandaken.
Maliciously slithering out an alternative motive she hissed,"You know I always get what I want and if you cross me, I'll make you pay!"

WHO are these snakes?

He speaks fluent gooblygook.. who knew?

Rob Stanley  showed the audience how adept he was at speaking gooblygook at the February town board meeting. When councilman Dim Malloy asked why the officer in charge couldn't use the retired squad car for his vehicle, stankley replied in vintage gooblygook that had Malloy looking blankly confused which admitedly isn't remotely difficult.
Asked to clarify his answer, he did so again in middle gooblygook which resulted in the town board buying a new vehicle for the chief,  a new cruiser for the police department,  a clown car for the zoning officer, and a scooter for Hack, using the good neighbor fund and leaving the capital expense line that was created for such purchases untouched. Chuck Perez protested to no avail as Stankley blurted he was enrolled in advanced politic speak which he was anxious to try out on the town. He later admitted his first attempt was reading the Time Warner list of shows rather than read the New York Comptroller's report on problems in the town accounts. "It was perfect," he gleefully exclaimed, " Not one question about the report!"