Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Obser­va­tion:
Often the size of the gavel used by a Shandaken Supervisor is inversely pro­por­tional to the pro­por­tions of the banger mem­brum. Studies have been done to find if there is any correlation between body parts in determining penis development. All studies seem to find the myths of big gavel equaling a small penis to be true. The factor of frequency of use was found to be a measure in which the small penis subject attempts to deflect attention away from the topic at hand.

Definition:
Small penis gavel syndrome. The bigger the gavel the smaller the penis.

1. A small penis gavel syndrome is a big gavel banged by a man trying to overcompensate for having a small penis i.e. tiny dick overcompensation microdick penis.

2. Also applies to humongous "manly" gavels that are not allowed to be used by others, let alone get banged on. Glossy walnut, pinstriped handles, and similar macho-but-impractical gavels that are coveted by insecure elected officials. The big gavel is the most useless gavel ever made; it's the ultimate small penis.

3. Fancy-ass carved gavels. Seen banging, excessively, usually with loud and very bad politic speak blaring. These gavels are often older models, banged by young men (ages 30-45, usually).

Understanding:
Person A: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.
Person B: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.