Ex-Stoopidvisor Boob Cross announced his candiacy for Stoopidviser and Highway Superman today. He declared he will win either one or the other in a primary in Shandaken. When asked to comment Stoopidvisor Stankley smirked and said he already has all the parties nominations. "Nobody cares about anything except Dean Gutter," he smirked, " Nobody has the balls to run against me." Stankley went on to pronounce that he would be carrying his baby with him throughout the campaign since it is well known that humans are conditioned to love babies or else they would bash them against the wall if they cried one more time. "All the old people will forget about all the shit I've done and will just remember the cute baby," he chuckled. " It's how I plan on getting rid of the zoning codes." Stankey showed a box full of t-shirts with the baby's picture on them that he plans on handing out as "gifts" to voters. "Boob Cross and I are exactly alike," he chortled, "We both adore the Belly Air project, will force Phoenicia to get the sewer, will zone all of Rte. 28 commercial, are fat alcoholics, except Boob has no baby! Man, I love using my kids. Look how it worked last time."
ah, look at the cute alien baby!
ReplyDeleteShame on you. using pictures of someone's family member to try to hurt them. What do you do, surf the internet looking for pictures of these poor innocents? You're sick. They have a show about you called "stalked". YOU are the definition of a stalker. They say stalkers cannot be rehabilitated, so the targets of your hate will unfortunately have to live with your antics the rest of their lives. Scary thing is when no one pays attention to you anymore, your activities will escalate to the physical kind. I bet you drive around with duct tape and a shovel in your trunk. You're a sicko.
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