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Stankley's Twelve days of Shandaken Christmas

On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil.

On the Second Day of Christmas,  my true love gave to me...Two Jailed Pervert Stalkers and a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil.

On the Third Day of Christmas,  my true love gave to me...Three Useless Secretaries, Two Jailed Pervert Stalkers and a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil.

On the Forth Day of Christmas,  my true love gave to me.. Four Clueless Town Board Members,  Three Useless Secretaries, Two Jailed Pervert Stalkers and a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas,  my true love gave to me.......Five Bottomless Drinks......, Four Clueless Town Board Members,  Three Useless Secretaries, Two Jailed Pervert Stalkers and a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil

On the Sixth Day of Christmas,  my true love gave to me.. Six Hangovers,. ......Five Bottomless Drinks......., Four Clueless Town Board Members,  Three Useless Secretaries, Two Jailed Pervert Stalkers and a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil...

On the Seventh Day of Christmas,  my true love gave to me.. Seven Lawsuits Pending,  Six hangovers,........ Five Bottomless drinks....., Four Clueless Town Board Members,  Three Useless Secretaries, Two Jailed pervert stalkers and a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil

On the Eighth Day of Christmas,  my true love gave to me.. Eight Unneeded Policemen,  Seven Lawsuits Pending,  Six Hangovers, ........Five Bottomless drinks........., Four Clueless Town Board Members, .Three Useless Secretaries, Two Jailed Pervert Stalkers and a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil

On the Ninth Day of Christmas,  my true love gave to me..Nine Bitter Big Indian Bloggers,   Eight Unneeded Policemen, Seven Lawsuits Pending,  Six Hangovers, ........Five Bottomless drinks........., Four Clueless Town Board Members, .Three Useless Secretaries,  Two Jailed pervert stalkers and a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil

On the Tenth Day of Christmas,  my true love gave to me.. Ten percent tax increase after Flowers and Shandaken Day spending, Nine Bitter Big Indian Bloggers,   Eight Unneeded Policemen, Seven Lawsuits Pending,   Six hangovers, ........Five Bottomless drinks........., Four Clueless Town Board Members, .Three Useless Secretaries,  Two Jailed Pervert Stalkers  and a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas,  my true love gave to me.. Eleven  times Twenty Angry  Investors who lost their money in Crossroads Big Adventure,   Ten Percent Tax Increase after Flowers and Shandaken Day Spending,  Nine Bitter Big Indian Bloggers,   Eight unneeded Policemen, Seven lawsuits pending, Six hangovers, ........Five Bottomless drinks........., Four Clueless Town Board Members, .Three Useless Secretaries, Two Jailed Pervert Stalkers and a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,  my true love gave to me.. Twelve Nights at the Blue Moon to forget my problems, Eleven  times Twenty Angry  Investors who lost their money in Crossroads Big Adventure,   Ten Percent Tax Increase after Flowers and Shandaken Day spending,  Nine Bitter Big Indian Bloggers,   Eight Unneeded Policemen, Seven Lawsuits Pending,  Six hangovers, ........Five Bottomless drinks........., Four Clueless Town Board Members, .Three Useless Secretaries,  Two Jailed Pervert Stalkers and a plane ticket to go visit her when she got deported to Brazil

Spreading the Holiday Cheer

The mailbox is fillin up, faster than Helena's shot glass. The little boys fron up the line are showing their crafty side, gotta love those two...

Predictions and Predilections

 Looked into my crystal ball, and listened to the whispers from my beh beh's ghost father, channeled my cat, read my name in numerology and 
 presto 

new predictions from beautiful in my mind psychic  Helena. (with a little help from my gurus/loves of my life Gary Spivey and Rob.)

1. Tiny Rice, Rob's other squeeze 2.0, hired as Rob's new secretary (who else has the  stomach for Laurilyn and Pep Patti?)
2. Rob Stankley's mother hired as the Museum director.
3. Gittah pulls a swindle and leaves New York possibly to Maryland with the AIP land buyout money screwing his investors and partners.
4. The rumors spread by Flake Killin at the diner end with tragedy as someone is seriously hurt or killed.
5. Shandaken Day 2010 will have a whopping 100 attendees,  another failed economic stimulus picked up by the taxpayers touted by Rob.
   
6. Joan Larry Blower hired as the new social service director (she'll declare Shandaken poverty stricken to get Gittah his HUD grants for the SDEIS so he can get his money to blow town. Her house is triple mortgaged investing in his scheme!)
7. Police corruption claims are made as a huge illegal immigrant ring is uncovered in Pine Hill and Phoenicia.
8. Stankley pays the Buffster $12,000 to hang flower baskets in Phoenicia, another failed economic stimulus picked up by the taxpayers touted by Rob.
9. Jo Jo hired as new deputy clerk (Lauri will have a lot more to beat up on- really as in black and blue)
10. Jane Roszits hosts alien party with in depth explanations of what it is like to be probed.
11. Patty Cakes finally finds love (rumor has it she is meeting lots of hotties at the BLEU MOON while pole dancing)
12. Kathy Aley continues to be known by her former husband's last name and communicates how she wants Hack to vote or what to say via texting. He is strangely at a loss for words when she needs to leave town. (Wait for it! We saw this trick with Jane and Ward!)
13. An important public figure is revealed to be a member of a white supremacy movement with 2010 seeing a serious increase in racist attacks.
14. Buffy, Rob's other squeeze, gives Stankley more personal grants (for his house where his first family lives? to get his other girlfriend a green card? to paint his car plaid? to get a manly haircut? for the STD love shack?)
15. The new town board gives the go ahead for the Phoenicia sewer with Boris, Rob and Hack voting yes (Poor Rick and Mike really talked up Randy, who? How much will that sewer bill be? HOW MUCH?)
16. Denise and Rick Wiccerdella blow their gaskets.
17. Boob Kalb attempts to pay his delinquent tax bill with Big Indian wooden nickels.
18. Stankley spends $100,000 for a skate park using the good neighbor fund while bonding a new ambulance for 150,000 dollars paid out of taxpayers pockets.
19. Rick wiccerdella fired as water commissioner, replaced by Shandaken's  sweetheart Charlie Brazier.
    
20. The new town board makes the Crossroads project an Empire zone (I'm predicting February- how about you?)
21. The stock market fails again and the Smartie and Gary  G unable  to recover. (the empire zone will not help - too little too late, too bad Gittah left with the cash)
22. Corruption claims made as a huge illegal sex ring is uncovered as part of an investigation of Uncle Johnny and his cronies with rumors pointing to the court.
23. Al Pigley finally eats a piece of fruit from his own business and chokes on the rot.
24. No laws enforced fairly and equally in Shandaken.
25. The handicap bathrooms at Glenbrook Park promised by Stankley plumbers not finished.
26. Stankley bankrupts Shandaken and begs Patterson for a casino as part of his economic development vision (like the skate park, the flowers, the new town hall, the empire zone, the sewer) and as payback for his investment pals.
27. Vin, Tim and Boris three steps behind blurting out yes votes to anything just to seem like they know what's going on. 
28. From our readers SHARP folds, and the Buffster, unable to put herself up for adoption after royaly screwing over her own mother, starts ghostbusting full time
29. And this Rob usurps Mr. Clean, unquestionably, as THE most hated man in Shandaken holding the title through 2033
30. And this Tiny Rice has to be let go after five office chairs are broken and is replaced by Kathy Aley aka Hack Jordon's wifey who proceeds to do what she does best, pay the same voucher three and more times over. 
31. And this  Vin makes an announcement that he would like our votes making him volunteer of the year, Rob objects that he is the logical choice, Hack chimes in that he volunteers the most, only to be pushed aside by the Buffster who claims she is the hardest working girl. When asked what it is they have volunteered for? Vin tells of all the hours he spends at the diner talking politics, Rob points to the rec committee who he is liaison for, Hack spouts his work with the children at Onteora and the Buffster tells of all the seniors she has helped. The audience is stunned.Brain Powers has to boot up his laptop to read the dictionary meaning which flies directly over their heads. Beating of the chests and face to face roars ensue with the Buffster letting the first punch fly.

Family Matters... especially during the holidays

 

So Micky was in front of the Judge in divorce court..

Let me get this straight the judge asked "You want to divorce Minnie because she is crazy?"

"Noooo" Mickey protested " I never said she was crazy,

I said SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY"

So this Thanksgiving when you are all alone with your hairless-Asian hybred hubby, wondering why your family has shunned you, think about Mickey and Minnie. Think about how Minnie still needed a little action and companionship when she was well into her twilight years. Did it make her crazy or just human? Who were you to judge and make her feel like she was wrong? You should hope that when you get to be her age your libido is still working as well as your heart. Think about how your greed and superiority have made you into the bitter cud chewing sow that you are. Maybe the spirits, those in the bottle and those brought to you by Gary Spivey, are enough to keep you company this holiday season. Your so-called friends hate you because of the wrath you have brought upon them. Your family hates you because of your selfish ways. But you still have your fantisies, you still have Harry Potter, The Disney Channel, and Ghostbusters Anonymous. Sleep well, Vance

We will enforced every law equally

Heard on the street!  United  Bitter Shandaken and Peorgie and Miranda are talking about how the courts are unsecure. Really? Why now? There has been no increase in crime in Shandaken. In fact officer Peorgie told the town board crime has decreased! much to the disappointment of Gary G managing partner of the proposed resort. Rumors are flying!!! Apparently Rob's big idea is to buy the Allaben Church for courtroom and offices. Don't ya think the court clerk will feel unsafe working there all by her lonesome so we'll need have a po leese officer with her while she deals with miscreants. Right? Follow this thread some more and now we'll have to have a full blow court with jail and po leese department with offices. After renos that will have to have the latest in jail trends and newest in court provisions and top cop shop props and don't forget the septic tank, leach field and water well, and...ah yes, the rotunda. ..we are looking at a cool million before cost overruns. How will they sell it to us? We will enforced every law equally. Sure! Right! The Board will have to go with that -who doesn't love law enforcement- the laws apparently can't be enforced now, there isn't enough room for all the enforcin' that needs to git done. Did you know the po leese in Shandaken are authorized to uphold all the laws including town codes? Yep on your property, pokin' 'round for violations and they don't need a warrant. Rob will justify the expense of the new jail/court house by claiming all the violations will be bringin' in the bacon. AND with all the new crime from the resort/casino, we will need full time po leese officers and more offices and a jail and and and .  Wait for it!!!!

A burning question,  if Peorgie passes a drunk councilman driving down the road, does he turn around, stop him and arrest him for DRIVING UNDER the INFLUENCE or does he ignore it and keep going and get a yucky feeling?????

" I was going to respond  to what people have said about me in other blogs.  I noticed myself getting worked up and I don’t like the way it makes me feel.  I feel mean and yucky.  I say yucky because I do not have the vocabulary to describe it.  Lets just say, in responding to an anonymous bloggers postings and comments, sometimes it just ain’t worth it." G.N. from his newest blog

did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Hack Jordon tells again and again ad nauseam, how he's made budget after budget, from his experience as a school administrator. But, has anyone ever seen a school budget go DOWN? Then he tells us he has tons of ideas on how to reduce spending. At the budget hearing  Hack  has lots of question on what the numbers mean. Seems we will  have to wait until Hack collects a paycheck to hear all his great ideas. Money must be the motivator, like getting paid $600 a day to be interim principal. What kind of JERK can't help his town unless he gets paid?  From what we hear Hack ran that school he administered into financial hell that took years to fix after he was forced out in disgrace.. Taxes skyrocketed while he was school administrator. Quoted in the Phaux times he said he'll need some time to study the budgets. Wait for it!