Isn't it your turn to take out the trash?

Sharp to to host psychic fair

Following  on the economic success of the Phoenicia Plush Phestival, Buffy Kobe has again teamed up with Councilman Rob Stankley to bring to Town a Psychic Fair. "We envision tents at various locations around Shandaken, with psychics competing against one another," Rob gushed, "No longer will be in the dark about our future!"
"So far," enthused Buffy " we have booked Gary Spivy, my longtime guru. He's amazing, go to his web site http://www.garyspivey.com  and you'll be a believer too!!" Kobe has also booked her group, which she co-founded, the  East Coast Paranormal Investigation Team.

Sing-ALong -- Follow the Bouncing Blob

Fat people got no reason
Fat people got no reason
Fat people got no reason
To live

They got fatty piggy hands
Fatty piggy eyes
They walk around
Tellin great big lies
They got fatty piggy noses
And fatty piggy teeth
They wear fatty shoes
On their nasty fatty feet

Well, I dont want no fat people
Dont want no fat people
Dont want no fat people
`round here

Fat people are just the same
As you and i
(a fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(its a wonderful world)

Fat people got nobody
Fat people got nobody
Fat people got nobody
To love

They got fatty guts
That hang so low
You got to back up
Just to say hello
They got fatty piggy cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got fatty piggy voices
Goin peep, peep, peep
They got grubby fatty fingers
And dirty fatty minds
Theyre gonna get you every time
Well, I dont want no fat people
Dont want no fat people
Dont want no fat people
round here
Sorry to R. Newman for not honoring short people.

Ah, the babies be cryin' now

HA HA HA HA HA HA    LET THE WILD RUMPUS START!

Some of the Motivational Posters Rob will Be hanging in Town Hall

Click picture to get closeup of hallway stalker