Town Hall Infested With Bedbugs After Stankley Brings In Recliner Off The Curb

SHANDAKEN—The Town Hall suffered a severe bedbug infestation last week after Stankley reportedly "scored" a discarded recliner chair for his office that "someone was just throwing out" on the corner of Rt. 42 and 28 "It's plenty comfy, and I'll tell ya, they don't make 'em with levers like this anymore," said Stankley, scratching at a series of red welts on his arms as he pointed out the pocket on the side that could hold both a remote control and a Coors tallboy. "It reclines all the way back. All the way. And you wanna know what else? It holds two people, if you know what I mean. It'll be perfect for resting my eyes when I'm a work, if you know what I mean."  Meanwhile, New Paltz officials reported that their town has been plagued by an outbreak of bedbugs since a visit from Stankley to the strip club Bleu Moon.