PHOENICIA- Supervisor Stankley, in an effort to desperately hide the fact he grossly overspent tax payer's money, stopped giving a $5 stipend toward an already reduced ski lift ticket. In addition, he fired long time seasonal employee Tiny Rice, who dragged herself to Belleayre to sit on her ass on weekends to give the stipend to skiers for a salary of $1400. Asked whether the DEC ticket workers could do the job, Stankley mumbled that Oneteora just got the same deal from Belleayre when in fact any group from any where would receive the same discount. Asked why taxpayers were forced to give more money toward the lift ticket he mumbled unintelligibly. Ten thousand dollars of tax money was saved in the recreation budget when the town moved swimming to Belleayre beach rather than busing kids to Minekill, yet the money remains in the recreation budget at Stankley's insistence rather than reducing taxes. The money is used for pizza parties and bus trips to the City as part of the town's recreation program run by Supervisor Stankley. The ski program was a favorite of Stankley's as a pet project to make Shandaken THE WORLD'S CAPITAL OF RECREATION and to assuage his employer at the ski area.
Aw... Mary speaks and Rob throws his friend under the bus.. on all levels that was great.
ReplyDeleteWow was he drunk or what? I heard he skis drunk under the beastie costume. No wonder the ski area wanted Shandaken to pay them more money, the dry cleaning must be killin em.
ReplyDeleteTiny was seen shuffling the streets of Phoenicia mumbling she dint know how she was gonna buy Christmas presents this year.
ReplyDeletethis just in: Phoenicia stores state severe Twinkie shortage as depressed area mom hoarded all the stock and drove irratically up Woodland Valley road , stuffing her face and mumbling how she was going to squash a troll. She has penciled in Sunday mornings as a timeframe as her calander was unexpectedly cleared this winter
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