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Friday, November 5, 2010

Peerez commends town board for tax hike

 SHANDAKEN- Chuckles Peerez, 57, applauded the town board for raising his taxes at the November board meeting, leaving area residents puzzled. "Last year I was irate that Supervisor Disclafunny raised my taxes 2 per cent." he said," I was one of the ugly harpies, including JackAss Jordon, who yelled at him that the tax cut wasn't good enuf. Even when I got my bill and it was negative 2 per cent it still wasn't good enuf! Supervisor Stanley's increase of 9% is great by me, though as long as employees did not get a raise." Area residents were found wondering if Peerez had finally lost one too many brain cells from breathing in gas fumes but Peerez moved quick to squash the theory. "Rob is gonna get the resort through. As an investor, that is numero ono on my plate", he added. Area residents were vindicated in knowing their theory was correct since the resort shows no signs of being built with no means to reward or compensate its long suffering investors. Gas fume inhalations cause delirium, nervous twitches, cognitive deficits, and hallucinations.

4 comments:

  1. that guy always gets the ear of some councilman. looks to be jackass this time around. who the *uck does he think he is going after less than living wage employees? sick *ucker. mostly women struggling to raise their kids.

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  2. Oh yea. The Harpies -Farty and Scary Gailles, the Rozbitches, that nutjob Wetpants, Kathy Aley and hubbie JackAss, Peerez, Al Piggley. What a bunch of idiots. Anything for the project. Imagine how much they are willing to screw this town!

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  3. don't forget Pat Ellison - she's right there asking what she obviously thinks are hard hitting questions that will uncover malfeasance only to get an an answer that made her look like the crazy she is. poor poor pitiful pat. And the Buffster- OMG where is she? She had a fit that the seniors and people on fixed incomes could not take a 2% increase but Holy Cow 9% from her friend with privileges is cool.

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  4. Obviously, Buffster likes the privileges too much to complain.

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