Stankley reveals resolutions useless

SHANDAKEN- When asked why the town was not honoring a resolution banning dogs from town hall, Stankley replied that the resolution was not a law but a memorializing resolution.  Stankley further admitted that all resolutions are memorializing and in fact merely busy work to show that the town board is doing something. According to Stankley, no one really needs to pay heed to any resolutions including his own periodic resolutions supporting the Resort and the Waterboarding museum or the Town clerk's resolution begging the county not to eliminate her position or the Halloween curfews. He expounded that resolutions are basically for special interest groups pushing their agenda and should be printed on tissue paper and  then flushed. When JackASS Jordon asked for clarification, Stankley sniped," I've explained this to you before, so this time I'm going to speak to you slowly."