ROBBIE'S RUMINATIONS

SHANDAKEN RED QUEENS HOST DINNER AND ECONOMIC SUMMIT

AKA the SPD, the Red Queens will not be out shined. They will be serving up delicious fare while helping businesses navigate the pitfalls of borrowing money, creating jobs, and making stores safe. Special webmaster help from junior queen Geo.

SPAGHETTI DINNER SHANDAKEN RED HAT SOCIETY'S GALA

The investors known for their lavish red hats will swagger while serving meatballs in gravy. They are also commemorating 11 years of strong arming and defamation. There will be speeches and surprise guests. I've been told we will see our fav couple in attendance.

AL AND BUFFY CELEBRATE

Feted at their favourite trough, the family gorged themselves with everything but fruit and vegetables. Booze flowed so I was happy and was the featured toastmaster. I wished the best in changing the zoning on 28 and expanding the stand to year round, but only if I get free stuff like the planning board gets and I don't like produce. And to my nearest and dearest, I granted continuing "friend privileges". Many happy happy hours to these two lovelies!

DRINKING CELEBRATED WITH FUNDRAISER

My part will be skiing, duh! I will beat Wetland the pussy wannabe. I am really something, you probably all think! Don't ask me details! It is a XX special  fund raiser for the rec committee!

LUCKY ME TWO SURPRISES!

Stumbling into the Arms and Sportos I was surprised to get a free drink from both places on the same day. My favourite things in the whole world!  I'll keep mentioning your businesses at town hall meetings so you keep supplying me with freebies! You all like me, you really really like me!

BOARD HAS NO CONTROL OVER ELECTED CONSTITUTIONAL OFFICIALS

Let me clear up a giant misunderstanding among local taxpayers. First of all, the town board(including the supervisor) has absolutely no control over anyone. In other words the board can not tell an elected official how to behave. Therefore, you are on your own dealing with the bitchy Town Clerk.

WRONG MONTH NAMED FOR TEAM GITTAH DANCE MARATHON

Apologies to those who cleared their calendar in April to see the latest in Catskills couture fashion designs to be worn by Team Gittah at the semi-annual "Let me tell you about the Development" spring fling marathon dance. Please no cameras. This is the preview of the group's improvements to the town. This I can tell you, my gown is stunning! You have never seen me looking soooo good.

SLEEPS THRU BOARD MEETING

 Clare and Richard formerly of Phoenicia, slept right through the meeting. It was Dick's birthday and he  and his wife spent the night in bed, while I devoted the first hour to social announcements and made it sound like the town government has a finger in every pie and every organisation, took credit for things I dint even know about, got prompted by the two Als, Piggley and Freezenda, and claimed everything is a fundraiser for the rec committee, even bar hopping and smoking on the playgrounds. Anyhoo, belated birthday wishes to Dick, who is a retired attorney.

Take care and god bless!

Luv ,

Robbie