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Friday, March 11, 2011

Citizen's of Shandaken,

Please be advised no roads are closed, there is no flooding.
We are in a STATE OF EMERGENCY. No bridges are out, no roads are washed out, no one is in a ditch. All available manpower is ordered out to watch the creek rise and receed at great expense to the town. All fire trucks and ambulances are ordered to drive around and around town. We had no earthquake. We had no flooding. We had no hurricane. We had no tsunami. Go to Belleayre to evacuate yourself. We are in a STATE OF EMERGENCY.
Be safe,
Stoopidvisor Stankley

3 comments:

  1. why do you gotz ta be hatin? you know Bobbie got dissed on Thursday when he called fo a dizasta and he got nutin'!!! so he gots the second chnaz and on Friday there wuz a puddle that totally crossed Whittinberg road! give da man a break!

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  2. No powerful explosion has hit a nuclear power station!
    how many so called state of emergencies has the idjit called?

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  3. no tornadoes? did ya hear he has to go back to the DEC to get the permit changed. What an idjit. Three times !!!!!!

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