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Sunday, February 13, 2011

What plan?

As reported in the Weirdstock Times, Stoopidvisor Stankley failed to file the correct report to the DEC regarding Phoenica flooding.
A DEC spokesperson said Stankley filed for a 24 to 36 hour emergency permit seeking help three months after the incident. "It is our understanding he is telling the townspeople it is our fault," the spokesperson said, " And other papers are reporting it thus."
Other than disparaging the Agency, Stankley has repeatedly remarked about  short, mid and long term plans. When asked about these plans, Stankley bristled and yelled at the Phoenicia resident that he works hard without answering her query. Highway Super Erich Halfmister joined in berating the woman yelling, " Are you saying we don't work?."

3 comments:

  1. Did you see????? Pretty boy Bunnysac is help ME!!!!!
    He really does like me!!!!!!

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  2. You're drinking again, Mare? Just when you should be staying sober, what with your family strife and all.

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  3. come have some shots wit me. you know where. don't tell cinthia. Ha ha

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