Is this the Monster that will bring down a SUPER Idiot?

So there is a rumor going around that the whole issue that Helena snuck to her beloved behbehs is a big fat bold faced lie. No big bad officials are questioning Peter and that there is no investigation. Pete-ard eluded at the last monthly meeting show (in his usual cocky way) that he knew of no such investigation. He tried to make Helena look like an liar liar, plastic pants on fire.

I am not upset, because I understand Peter's proabably has brain, and his knowledge curve makes him understand that when he is being questioned, it might not be a bad thing he takes into account who is questioning him. You see, in order to understand why Pete might think he is in trouble, you have to think like him. Allow Helena to decipher his knowledge curve for you with a few examples.

Example 1:

The Assistant Attorney General asks Peter if he knowingly committed a felony while serving the town in an official capacity.

What Peter hears: Peter doesn't hear this because it is a figment of Al's imagination

Example 2:
The Assistant AG asks Peter if he understands that selective enforcement is discrimination and grounds for legal action by the complainant and the Department of State.

What Peter hears: Peter doesn't hear this because it is a figment of Al's imagination

Example 3:

The Assistant AG asks Peter if he understands the difference between extortion and blackmail.

What Peter hears: Peter doesn't hear this because it is a figment of Al's imagination. Which Al the reader asks, Big Fat Al, Baby Hughey Al, or little Al who has taken his head outta Dean's ass to attend a few meetings lately?

Example 4:

The Assistant AG explains that Peter has been wrong by not following proper procedure and might have gotten himself in a bit of trouble with trying to pass an illegal law.

What Peter hears: Peter doesn't hear this because it is a figment of Al's imagination. The reader now asks why the hell am I reading this?to find out which Al? does not matter they do not have brains

See, it makes no sense at all to you or I (well, maybe not you, but I've just had my third Mango Mojito, so it's all starting to be clearer to me now) but to Peter, this all has meaning. The fact that someone is making up this stuff is amazing, is wierd. Never mind the people making this shit up have no idea what the Attorney General actually investigates



Al Higley will be remembered as the man who was a head of lettuce.