"I wanted to hold this press conference to say unambiguously that my girlfriends and I have faithfully cheated on my wife for 12 years," Stankley said.
Stankley said he believed the story was being disseminated by a rival recreation campaign which he did not name.
"The core idea of this rumor campaign is that I have violated the vows that I made to my wife 18 years ago," Stankley said, "but as everyone knows I have remained with my present girlfriend throughout her pregnancy."
Stankley when on to declare that those were not puppy dog eyes he was making at the chair of the recreation board. Longtime former Chair, Tiny Lice, was heard to be whimpering in the back row.
word is Rob drives his jeep to town hall, takes the towns car and drives up Fox Hollow for recreational meetings
ReplyDeleteYou guys are too much! I know both super and rec chair and can assure you that Rob is way too disgusting in every aspect to ever get her attention, under any circumstance..and most women's for that matter.
ReplyDeleteAu contraire! Miss Rec chair only has goo goo eyes for him. We have all seen and heard her gushing about his attributes.Rob is admittedly disgusting though.Perhaps therein lies the attraction. Hmmm?
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