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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Georgie Porgie ran away

The Daily Freeman has a service to report issues in town.
Looking at Phoenicia, what do we find? A dangerous pullout, a missing sign and a speeding car. Checking out each of them we see the Shandaken Police are watching.
http://www.seeclickfix.com/watch_area/8371 Hmm... interesting. 16 fix it and 29  complaints on the dangerous pull out and one for the speeding car. What issue does Officer Porgie promise to look into? Ha! Wrong! The one speeding car..... where? you ask breathlessly.... Broadstreet hollow in ???????? What? CHICHESTER!!!!! HAHAHA Porgie wants to put more patrols in Broadstreet hollow, Chichester. Sounds like he got punked by John Porn. Geez John, wonder who could that be you fingered? No! Not little kids.... Geez! John! THAT is a different issue. Make us PUKE.You said it was a  white haired man who drives a little red car. Really, John? Really. Hey Georgie Porgie! Do you live in Chichester?

7 comments:

  1. George probably posted the complaint himself so people would look at his macho website. Seriously though, what about that dangerous pullout? hmmm George? Does George know where he lives?

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  2. I thought the most dangerous pull-out in Shandaken was John Porn doing one of the twins without his "raincoat"

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  3. gee you would think he would get the hamlet right, if he is patrolling Broadstreet Hollow in Chichester hmmmmmmmm...

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  4. Jane Rozbitch said SHE was frightened for the family with six kids who moved to Deer lane in Big Indian. Hollow head in Broadstreet Hollow says he is frightened for the family with six kids! Did they move?
    What liars.

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  5. I seem to recall that officer neher needed a complaint in order to act. He actually quoted the law on probable cause. Some lame reason why he could not arrest All fresenda for drunken driving.well, well what have we here? on the shandaken police website there is a seeclickfix link with these very complaints.What will officer neher do now? will officer neher prove to be just another liar? stay tuned........

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  6. round and round we go. what would Jimmy do?

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  7. AHHHHH, Porgie stopped watching his own street. I guess he finally figured he might have to do something. What about that illegal farmstand? HMMMM?

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