Still angry

Hairy Namelessone the owner of a business, that relies on public holdings, is still angry.
At a ceremony celebrating the reopening of a bridge damaged by Hurricane Irene, that mainly services his creek tubing venture, Namelessone blasted officials for leaving trees and debris in the creek.
Namelessone who rents tubes to tourists to go down a public waterway has been extremely vocal in wanting subsidies for his business.
Previously, he wanted the town to build public bathrooms next to his business so he would not have to build one himself.
Then he wanted grants for a river walk with no river views that would enhance his parking area and main street exposure.
And he tried to get his for profit business into the town's master plan which possibly could have gotten him more grants.
None of the projects were funded, causing Namelessone to remain angry.
Unable to contain his ire even at the celebrated event of the bridge, Namelessone ranted that he was unable to spend his newest grant money,"I had contractors lined up and I was in touch with the Sheriff’s dive team, all at no cost to me, when they said they needed an indemnification document from the county.”
The desired document is designed to make sure no one will be held liable for any unintended consequences of work completed under the grant.
Namelessone remains angry.

Alien skis for free

Despite the heightened security at Bellyair ski resort Stoopisvisor Stankley's girlfriend eluded the law. According to marketing know-it-all Joan Larry Blower, police were given free passes at the BellyAir resort in order to help cut down on crime. Seemingly their presence, according to Larry Blower, helped crack an infamous equipment theft ring. Tony Lanza, the former Supervisor allegedly is under investigation. Thousands of tickets were given away to law enforcement agencies throughout New York and one hotel in Pine Hill along with their waitress, the current girlfriend and Baby Mama of Stoopidvisor Stankley. Yet, despite the mountain crawling with law men, the women who is in the country illegally, was never apprehended and skied for free.